The best ever rap battle smilk and pvannila yo

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the battle of the century! In the left corner, we got the smooth talker, the King of Lies... Shadow Milk Cookie! And in the right corner, the self-proclaimed King of Truth… Pure Vanilla Cookie! Are you ready for the most ridiculous rap battle ever? Let’s get it started! Yo, yo, yo, it's Shadow Milk on the mic, Lyin' so smooth, I’m sharper than a spike! I’m the king of deception, don’t try to test, I’ll sell you your dreams, then I’ll steal your rest! I got the swagger, the charm, the tricks of a thief, I lie to your face, leave you questioning belief! Pure Vanilla, you blind? You can't even see, I'm the master of the game, you're just tea with no tea! You think you’re all truth, but you’re just a snack, Too sweet for the truth, can’t even counterattack! I got 99 lies, and I’m winning this game! Hold up, hold up, Shadow Milk, you ain't that slick, You lie so much, even your nose’s got a tick! I’m Pure Vanilla, blind but I know the truth, You may lie, but I’m the king of absolute proof! You say you got tricks? Oh please, get real, I’m the king of wisdom, I’m the real deal! Your lies don’t work on a cookie this sweet, I spit truth so pure, they’ll knock you off your feet! You may lie and cheat, but I’m the realest in town, When I walk in the room, I’m wearing truth like a crown! So keep your fake lies, I’ll stay true to my path, I’m so pure and honest, you’re left with just a laugh! Oh, look at Mr. Truth, acting all high and mighty, I see through you, Vanilla, you're not even slightly flighty! You call yourself pure? More like a sugar-free flake, You couldn’t tell a truth from a vanilla fake! I lie for fun, you’re too boring to hate, I’ll sprinkle a lie, and watch you gravitate! When I drop a rhyme, it’s a mystery and thrill, You’re over there trippin’ on your vanilla-filled hill! Your truth’s a dessert, just too dry to taste, I’m the king of deception, you’re just plain waste! Better step aside, your truth’s lookin' slow, Shadow Milk Cookie’s the one who steals the show! Oh, Shadow Milk, you talk a big game, But your lies just crumble, you’re totally lame! I’m Pure Vanilla, no need for deceit, I got truth in my pockets, ready for a treat! You’re lying about everything, even your name, What’s next? You gonna say you invented the flame? I’ll take my crown, no tricks, no jest, ‘Cause Pure Vanilla’s truth is always the best! You’re full of nonsense, I’m full of grace, You can’t match my wisdom or my sweet embrace! I might be blind, but I see through your mess, You’re just a cookie full of stress and distress! Alright, alright, Vanilla, you got some flair, But we both know, you can’t compare! I may be blind, but my truth’s crystal clear, Shadow, my friend, it’s your end, I fear! We both got our styles, so here’s the deal, The truth and the lies make this battle real! But in the end, we both know it’s true, We’re two epic cookies, through and through!