Our Perfect Song

Female Voice: Drippin' all over my lane. Female Voice: And I just sat and stared. Female Voice: Said "you deaf or somethin'?" twice. Female Voice: But I kinda like the show. Male Voice: You're starin' at me. What's your deal? Male Voice: I'm just a bloke. This isn't real. Male Voice: I've got a face. I've got a voice. Male Voice: You've got a very weird choice. Male Voice: I'm not a pet. I'm not a toy. Male Voice: See what you did? You got me flustered now! Male Voice: I can't even remember what I'm on about.] Female Voice: All your Oi! Oi! Oi! Female Voice: Do you like me? Female Voice: Let me tell you something. Female Voice: Dropped your keys. Said "bollocks" twice. Female Voice: Went red. Then laughed. Then called me "mad." Female Voice: Best time I've ever had. Female Voice: You said "you're takin' the mick" again — Female Voice: You rolled your eyes. I saw the smile. Female Voice: Stay here for a while. Male Voice: I sound like market stall at night. Male Voice: You want me to say "bruv" again? Male Voice: …Bruv. There. The end. Male Voice: No one's ever liked my voice. Male Voice: My mum said it was a noise. Male Voice: But you just sit there like a cat — Male Voice: …You want another chat?] Female Voice: All your Oi! Oi! Oi! Female Voice: Don't ask why. Female Voice: Let me tell you something. Female Voice: That little accent's Female Voice: Got me weak inside. Male Voice: Oi!] Female Voice: Boring. You're a different show. Female Voice: You bark. You crash. You make a mess. Female Voice: I like it more than I should confess. Female Voice: It's silly. I know. It's just a voice. Female Voice: But I like the noise. I like the choice. Female Voice: So stay a bit. Don't walk away. Female Voice: (spoken) Come on. What d'you say? Male Voice: …No one's ever said it like that. Male Voice: I sound like a smashed bat. Male Voice: But you're lookin' at me like I won — Male Voice: …Alright. You've won. Male Voice: Oi. Female Voice: There it is again. You've ruined me, my friend.]