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Crafting a cake from diamond blocks Dropping some cash for the birthday boy Happy birthday, legend Let's go You stepped through the portal on this day Netherite sword – no noob gets in your way Same skin for three thousand years Creepers cry – they're drowning in tears You mined those diamonds while they all slept Thirty zombies in lava – that's how you kept The Ender Dragon choking on its own dread Redstone ticking on the clock by your bed His inventory? Pure chaos, man A stack of rotten flesh? Nah – a full Brawl Stars clan KARTOFANYTOFICEHPBTY Break the bed! Slay the dragon KARTOFANYTOFICEHPBTY Trophies climbing – never laggin' You pulled Leon in Brawl – we all lost our minds Spike just wiped the whole enemy line Dynamike's blasting – yeah, he's still in the game Happy birthday, old warrior – hail your name Remember that Clash Royale bridge fight? Hog Rider crushed their princess – what a sight Three dragons raged, the barbarian fell Out of elixir – but you sent them to hell Your deck is pure pain, your flex is a joke The P2W kid is crying – his wallet's broke "Pay to win!" – the noobs all scream You pull out your credit card… just a meme Just kidding – you're F2P, that's the hardcore truth Your grind makes thousands of basement trolls look uncouth Remember the lag on Hyperion server? FPS dropping to one – but you had the nerve You stayed till the crash – didn't log off in fear While the server hamster died on its wheel, poor dear Your ping is 150, but you're top of the score Your mouse from 2007 – they still beg for more The gaming community roars: "Our king!" Tonight we raise a glass to the controller you swing KARTOFANYTOFICEHPBTY Your loot box is open – legendary inside KARTOFANYTOFICEHPBTY All your pain turned to gamer pride You craft your cake from three rotting meats A speed potion downed – now we stomp with our feets No one got banned, all in voice chat tonight Happy birthday, soldier – scream with all your might Yo, when's the next patch dropping? Who cares – tonight we're celebrating Alright… just click the damn cake, noob KARTOFANYTOFICEHPBTY IS THAT A BUG?